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#tbt to this night…already a year ago? Forever missing #Queenstown and everyone from there!

#tbt to this night…already a year ago? Forever missing #Queenstown and everyone from there!

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

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pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

Never in my life did I think I’d be so happy to have a bandage on my arm. For the first time since November 2011 my blood pressure and iron levels have been high enough for me to successfully donate blood. Must have been something in the New Zealand water ;).

Never in my life did I think I’d be so happy to have a bandage on my arm. For the first time since November 2011 my blood pressure and iron levels have been high enough for me to successfully donate blood. Must have been something in the New Zealand water ;).

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moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

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stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

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aminaabramovic:

please watch this from beginning to end

STILL HYSTERICAL

Always and forever

Look like the devil won this round

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